To take our roster to 8, we recruited PyRo a couple of weeks ago — we just could not be bothered to tell anyone about it. He likes motorbikes and is a fireman, which sort of explains why he runs around corners spraying bullets everywhere as if he’s Kurt Russell with a fire extinguisher in Backdraft (Whaddaya mean you haven’t heard of Backdraft?)

He also has some kids, which also makes him a father figure to the rest of us. I’m hoping he hands us all some lunch money and some pearls of fatherly wisdom but he’s under–delivered so far.

We’ll constantly be reviewing the team. If you’re desperate to join us, feel free to put an application in, just make sure you’re aware of our current recruitment status.