That’s right you inbred cock masters, LaB is back and we have bigger stiffies than ever!

After spending 2 years running around with our dicks in our hand and shaving pretty patterns into our pubic hair, LaB have decided to reform. As some of you may know (most of you won’t) Life’s A Bitch began life as a 1.6 clan, floating in the wilderness for 6 years. We sold the leftover milk from Gary’s mum to a family of travelling pikeys and invested it in Apple and made enough to buy shiny new PCs.  We can finally upgrade from a 1999 game to Counter-Strike:Source (released in 2004, hah!)

First off I’d like to start by saying thank you to the new members into the clan: weapey and Korvuss. Without whom we wouldn’t really be getting on our feet – especially weapey for his good work on the website (he’s just awesome – still a cunt though). Only a handful of the original clan members are returning: myself (PhantoM), Gary^^, Saint and Diedalot (that’s if he can pull himself away from his intimate incestuous relationship with his sister)

If I was wearing a Sombrero, I’d certainly be tipping it in the direction of Dragon Rock right now. If it wasn’t for the shenanigans and adventures of DR then we wouldn’t have reached the critical mass of idiocy required to reform LaB. Big shouts to all previous DR members – show yourselves and say hi!

On a serious note – Life’s A Bitch is fucking recruiting. Those that are interested should head to the forums and start the whole recruitment dance thing. Think of it like a job interview for being a moron.

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PhantoM x

We're almost as happy as him!